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Sometimes, the only reason I make sure my house is clean when I leave it is because if I'm murdered and the CSI team has to come back to my place to look into it, I want them to be impressed by my neat, cute house.
Because, of course, that's what they'll be thinking about after they find my dead body:
"Who could murder someone who was such a great housekeeper? She must have been so interesting."