John Krasinski got married last year. I grieved. I really did. Not that I actually thought we would ever meet, but one never knows, right? I mean, I could have conceivably ended up in the same restaurant/at the same concert/at his window in black clothes and binoculars at some point, right?
Emily Blunt beat me to him. Well played, Ms. Blunt. Well played.
So now, apparently, Donald Miller also has a girlfriend.
And now my next-to-last last celebrity backup husband is taken.
I say next-to-last, since Ryan Reynolds has recently been returned to us. The dream is still alive.
Unless Sandra Bullock gets there first. Darn her and her likability!